WHAT...THE...*FUCK*
Jan. 19th, 2011 10:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bee_yorkJesusmotherfuckingCHRIST I have had such a bad day, I don't even know where to begin. I don't feel like typing it all out, but it involved, among other things: STARTING THE DAY BEING SICK *AGAIN*, a water bottle leaking all over my bag, dropping my lesson plan book and report card marks in the snow/slush, my boots/socks/skirt getting soaked from ??? and forced to sit in it all evening, FRENCH FRIES COOKED IN PEANUT OIL (which should be punishable by getting your ass kicked--seriously, wtf is this, the 70s??!), my cell phone breaking, and spilling red wine all over my keyboard, speakers, and MINT CONDITION GAMEBOY GAME INSTRUCTION BOOKLETS FROM 1990 THAT I JUST TOOK OUT YESTERDAY FOR THE SOLE REASON OF SHOWING MIKE THAT I'VE KEPT THEM IN MINT CONDITION FOR TWENTY YEARS.
Among other things.
AMONG OTHER THINGS.
The wine thing just happened now and was the perfect cherry on top of everything and made me scream so loud I was worried someone might call the cops, but that doesn't seem to have happened so I guess I can get RAPED one day and scream my bloody lungs out & no one will care. Ha!
This is NOT the first time my water bottle has leaked in my bag. I've had enough. It seems like whatever water bottle I buy, something goes wrong. I'm going back to good ole pastic bottles, which NEVER EVER LEAK. And if eco-obsessed hippies have a problem with that, they can go out shopping for me and find me a good sturdy water bottle that is TINY, SKINNY, fits in my purse and NEVER leaks and pay for it with their own $$, and then go fuck themselves with a stick of vegan organic spikes.
Burger de Ville can DIAF. Cook fries in peanut oil, do you? IF AN ALLERGY IS SO COMMON THAT YOU NEED TO PUT UP A HUGE SIGN TO WARN PEOPLE THAT YOU COOK WITH IT, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T COOK WITH IT! Craaaazyyyy logic, I know! Mind-blowing! BUT IT JUST MIGHT WORK.
But, most aggravating of all--sick AGAIN?! I don't know why I feel like I'm getting sick again, but Idgaf I'm going out this weekend because I'm NOT canceling my weekend three weeks in a row. If I pass out and die from partying while sick so be it! We all gotta go sometime.
Annnnd now I'm getting myself drunk to cheer myself up. I've definitely earned it after the shitfest that was today. Yeah, it looks like I might be sick again, and yeah, I gotta work tomorrow, but FUCK IT.
SERIOUSLY, FUCK TODAY.
Among other things.
AMONG OTHER THINGS.
The wine thing just happened now and was the perfect cherry on top of everything and made me scream so loud I was worried someone might call the cops, but that doesn't seem to have happened so I guess I can get RAPED one day and scream my bloody lungs out & no one will care. Ha!
This is NOT the first time my water bottle has leaked in my bag. I've had enough. It seems like whatever water bottle I buy, something goes wrong. I'm going back to good ole pastic bottles, which NEVER EVER LEAK. And if eco-obsessed hippies have a problem with that, they can go out shopping for me and find me a good sturdy water bottle that is TINY, SKINNY, fits in my purse and NEVER leaks and pay for it with their own $$, and then go fuck themselves with a stick of vegan organic spikes.
Burger de Ville can DIAF. Cook fries in peanut oil, do you? IF AN ALLERGY IS SO COMMON THAT YOU NEED TO PUT UP A HUGE SIGN TO WARN PEOPLE THAT YOU COOK WITH IT, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T COOK WITH IT! Craaaazyyyy logic, I know! Mind-blowing! BUT IT JUST MIGHT WORK.
But, most aggravating of all--sick AGAIN?! I don't know why I feel like I'm getting sick again, but Idgaf I'm going out this weekend because I'm NOT canceling my weekend three weeks in a row. If I pass out and die from partying while sick so be it! We all gotta go sometime.
Annnnd now I'm getting myself drunk to cheer myself up. I've definitely earned it after the shitfest that was today. Yeah, it looks like I might be sick again, and yeah, I gotta work tomorrow, but FUCK IT.
SERIOUSLY, FUCK TODAY.
