Dear womanhood of mine: DIAF

[bee_york]

I AM SO DONE HAVING MY PERIOD. Really, I'm done. I've had enough. I don't even know what to do with this fucking pain. You know when your cramps are so bad you don't know what to do with yourself? Lying down just makes it worse 'cause it does nothing but make you revel in pain whilst on your back instead of in a sitting position???

I don't think my liver will like me popping any more pills than I've already taken. The only other solution is simple: ORGAN REMOVAL. Yessssss!
I WANT MY UTERUS OUT OF MY BODY. NOW NOW NOW NOW.

omfg arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate being a womaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn soooooooooooooooo muccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Comments

[judeaslinksta.livejournal.com]

*hugshugshugs* I find that sitting in a narrow hallway with my back against one wall and my legs pushing against t'other wall helps for some reason...like, tensing up my muscles on purpose distracts them from being all HAY SUP WE'RE UR ENEMY LOL.

Also, super hot bubble baths. They don't actually help, but c'mon, it's an excuse to use bubble bath. :)

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the hugs! I send you hugs right back! ;)

Regarding the hallway thing, that sounds like an awesome idea! Unfortunately there's nowhere in this apartment where the walls are close enough for me to do that. :(

Oh, and I know I'm in the extreeeeme minority here, but I hate baths of any kind. XD
I'm weird, I know! haha

[sourdick.livejournal.com]

I think I'll go write my name with pee in the snow, rub a quick one out, and make 10% more earnings ~

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

NNNNNNNNNN. SO JEALOUS. :(

[sarcasmoqueen.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain. I find that being on my knees, balled up all fetal-like while popping liqui-gels originally meant to relive migraines every 2 hours (FUCK the package recommendation of 6 pills a day max, either a man or a non-sufferer made THAT suggestion)helps me live through the day. Also, make sure you eat regularly - my cramps multiply if I haven't eaten properly.

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

Omg, you too? I've come to notice that only very recently. I tend to have no appetite when I'm on my period, but cramps on an empty stomach are SO MUCH WORSE. Sometimes if the cramps aren't too bad and I force-feed myself, the pain will even lessen a bit. :)