WE NEED ZOMBIES!!!

[bee_york]

What are you doing tomorrow evening? If you don't work, if you don't already have plans, COME BE A ZOMBIE WITH ME AT THE FRINGE FOR ALL. :) No I don't have a show in the Fringe this year (I kind of regret not submitting anything this year but I honestly and genuinely didn't have time), but I'm helping Tali out with hers. She's doing a one-woman show called "Afternoon Tea with Jane Austen" and tomorrow night at the Fringe for All (at Cafe Campus, which is on Prince Arthur near the corner of St-Laurent), she needs as many people possible to be zombies on stage to attack Jane Austen. The "as many zombies as possible" right now is only 2 people--me and another girl. This will not do! WE NEED ZOMBIES!!!!
The entire bit is a minute and twenty seconds long.
1 minute, 20 seconds. You get to moan and chase Jane Austen. And they'll put some zombie make-up on you.
And trust me, there's going to be PLENTY of booze there. The audience is going to be pretty rowdy and quite drunk.
Oh, and did I mention free tickets for the show? (It starts on June 12th!)

If you don't work, or don't already have plans, what are you gonna do, huh? Sit on the couch and watch TV all evening? Chat on MSN? Play on Facebook? SCREW THAT. Get out of the house! Why be a zombie at home when you can be a zombie on stage and make drunk people laugh?

Come downtown and help me go after Jane Austen's brains! ;)

Comments

[sourdick.livejournal.com]

why dont you ask your best friends in the montreal community

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

NAME SPECIFIC PEOPLE, JAMES.

[sourdick.livejournal.com]

everyone EXCEPT the horrible people who are prickly.... you should all join up and give each other hugs and cry about everyone who has ever said something that wasnt instantly recognizable as a compliment!

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, you know I'm not one of THOSE. Those people are weird and touchy. :/

[sourdick.livejournal.com]

You agreed with one of the biggest weird~and~touchy people there! I couldnt think of a person who is more of an apologist than that alanis-icon person.

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

Really? The first few times I chatted with her, she was ranting and complaining about people. This was last summer, I think. I didn't see her as being touchy at all.
There's quite a few who really are SUPER-touchy though, and the super-duper retarded hippie types, if you want me to name names, lol....THOSE are the worst. >:/

[sourdick.livejournal.com]

Ask her how she feels about sourdick then

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

OHHH I SEE WHAT THIS IS ABOUT~

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

(Oh! And for the record, I don't consider you one of the rude ones, in case that's what you were thinking. I just really really hate Kaylla and a couple of other people there.)

xo

[sourdick.livejournal.com]

I think shes weird too, but she still on my side. Shes one of the only people who have the balls to stand up to the mods and always takes my side to ensure i dont get banned~

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

Oh, I didn't realize she stuck up for you! That IS pretty cool.

I just find she's nasty for no reason--and isn't funny! You aren't nasty at all (imho), and v0idnull is nasty but he's HILARIOUS, so for me, that cancels out his nastyness. ;P But Kaylla isn't funny, she's just boring and like...how do I describe this...nasty for the sake of being nasty? Like she thinks she's all ~edgy~ or something. I dunno. Like I kind of feel secondhand embarrassment reading her comments.

But she DOES get points for standing up for you. ;)

[sourdick.livejournal.com]

Shes the only I can really count on to back me 100% of the time. Theres value in that.

Anyway, i've derailed your thread. Sorry.

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

Pssssh. No need to apologize. Bashing people on that community is fun. :P

[sourdick.livejournal.com]

http://community.livejournal.com/montreal_drama/profile

join ~

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

You got me all excited for a second, and then I went there and realized there were 2 members and no posts. >:[

[rilms.livejournal.com]

If I was in Montreal, I would do be there!!!! I miss the best things :(

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

I could see you wanting to do this. :) You're DEFINITELY one those types who is open-minded and willing to try new and fun things!

[xothia.livejournal.com]

Damn it. Just seeing this now, or I'd TOTALLY be a zombie for you!

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

Really?! Awww, that would have been awesome. ;_;