Lost was meh but WHO CARES HOT PEOPLE MMM

[bee_york]

All right so Lost wasn't that great tonight, but whatever, I enjoyed it because it was all Jacob and you-know-who WHO HAS NO NAME, WTF.
Yeah we got a lot of stuff answered but but but, it was so underwhelming and kind of lame. Oh well.

I'm kind of tipsy so all I can think of right now is:

-MAN IN BLACK'S ARMS, HOLY SHIT I WANT SOME THANKS.

-IS (or was, rather) JACOB A VIRGIN???

C'mon girls, what do you think?

I want to 'CORRUPT' Jacob more than ever now, holy shit, inexperienced old man. How hot (or UN-hot) is that? DISCUSS.

oo_maya_oo, this entire post is probably (mainly) directed at you.

I've been drinking (red wine, 'cuz it's JACOB'S drink) and I have to wake up in less than six hours to spend an eight-hour day with a bunch of hyper children, so I should probably get my tipsy ass to bed. I'll catch y'all later, precious invisible audience! :D

Comments

[judeaslinksta.livejournal.com]

I've always seen Jacob as being kind of asexual...but oh yes, MiB was looking mighty fine tonight!

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

Nooooo. I don't want him to be asexual. I want him to have lots of sex. WITH ME. :D :D :D

[urbangeo.livejournal.com]

Seems like I wasn't the only one who was disappointed with the episode and fan reaction seems to be negative as well. Would it kill them to give a straight answer for once?

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

The ending didn't make all that much sense. How can MiB be dead? Is Smokey gonna resurrect his body and that's how they're going to have that conversation on the beach from the end of season 5? If so, that STILL doesn't make sense, because why would Smokey have the same goals and "rules" as MiB?
Also, what exactly happened to MiB when he thrown into the magical golden pit of whatever? Why did that release Smokey? WHAT IS SMOKEY? etc etc

That's about 20% of the questions that episode made me ask. WTF 2 EPISODES LEFT. What the hell is going on?!

"Would it kill them to give a straight answer for once?" <--SERIOUSLY. WTF?

[oo-maya-oo.livejournal.com]

I wanted so badly to go chat with you on MSN but I got a bit of a tummy ache! I'll be there tomorrow! Um, today. Man, I've got to get to bed...

So funny that you mention Jacob's virginity. I thought exactly the same thing!!! I was like Jacob is a 42-year-old virgin! Well, 2000-year-old-40-year-old.

MiB's arms may as well be made of ice cream because I want to lick them. Hopefully they are salty sex flavour.

Jacob's ~innocence~ is a bit of a turnoff for me. Especially when Mama Janney told him to do something and he whined like a pre-schooler "Don't waaaaanna!" *pout* UGH.

I found the episode flat and booed at the shitty editing job when they squeezed Jack, Kate, and Locke in there. I can do a better job with my Windows Movie Maker FFS! SO much to discuss...will save some for later. ;)

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

I couldn't really go on MSN much last night anyway, so no worries. :D

I was like Jacob is a 42-year-old virgin! Well, 2000-year-old-40-year-old.

HAHAH THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID. Great minds think alike and whatever. :)

You know, regarding Jacob's "~innocence~" (lol it feels funny calling it that).....I've thought about it a lot ('cause I'm really obsessed) and today I feel the same way--it IS a turn-off. There's certain guys out there whose innocence I'd WANT to take, but not his. I have different plans for Jacob in my head, and I think you already know what they are. XD

I bet MiB's arms taste like sweat but in a GOOD way. :D

Also! I agree about the part with Jack, Kate, and Locke...that was LAME.

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

*I WOULD have different plans for Jacob in my head, rather. "I have different plans" sounds really frakking creepy of me, lol.

[lostsailors.livejournal.com]

I don't know, he had a pretty weird relationship with his mom.

[urbangeo.livejournal.com]

Well she did kill his real mother then lied to him about everything to keep him inside a little cocoon, away from everyone else and the real world.

[lostsailors.livejournal.com]

This is all true, but my joke still stands. He knew her as mother and it struck me as Oedipal as all get out.

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! The episode was very Oedipus-y. Oedipussy. LOL (sorry I'm kind of 12 sometimes.)

[urbangeo.livejournal.com]

"Scrubs on TV (I don't understand the hype for this show, I really don't)"

Old Scrubs is better than the current season of Scrubs. It's ABC's attempt to try to spin-off the series with a new cast, but it mostly sucked and will probably be cancelled if it hasn't been already.

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

I tried watching Scrubs when it was brand-new and I hated it. I've seen random episodes on syndication recently and I don't know if they're old or new but the characters or the actors (or both) annoy me so much. Also, the musical episode was horrid. I just find the whole show so...I dunno. I guess I just don't "get it". :/