A list of things I hate
Nov. 7th, 2011 06:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bee_yorkHere's my list of things I hate, as promised. It's numered for clarity, but is honestly is no particular order whatsoever.
1-lolcat speak
2-when people quote themselves
3-people who are overly PC
4-people who make out on the metro, bus, etc.
5-people who stand still in the walking lane of the escalator
6-99.9% of the people who work for the STM
7-people who bike on the sidewalk
8-extreme vegan hippies
9-extreme 'carnivores' (they don't exist, only omnivores, but generally these people are too fucking stupid to realize no human being can survive as a carnivore)
10-people with no sense of humour
11-French people who refuse to speak English
12-English people who refuse to speak French
13-people who make the joke "it's free!" whenever something doesn't scan at the cash
14-shitty customers
15-bad service
16-people who have never worked a day of retail in their life who think they know what they're talking about when they bitch about bad service (99 times out of 100, their complaints are unfounded, in which case see #14)
17-anyone who participates in those fucking bra colour/where you like your purse/mindfuck status update games on Facebook
18-when smokers smoke in my face
19-when non-smokers make a HUGE FUCKING DEAL about someone smoking something 20 feet away in a place said complainer doesn't even HAVE to be in
20-people who think it's OK to joke about some things, but not others
21-people who can't pick up on sarcasm/joking
22-people who think Montreal is OMG THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH AND THERE IS NOTHNG WRONG WITH IT EVER AT ALL AND HOW DARE YOU SAY ONE NEGATIVE THING ABOUT OMG THIS PLACE IS PERRRFECCCCCCT
23-when Montrealers claim to genuinely hate Toronto (this does not apply to people who actually lived in Toronto & have an actual reason to dislike it, nor does it apply to people who enjoy engaging in the MTL/Toronto rivalry just for fun)
24-the sound of cheap, sitty shoes on pavement
25-people who choose stylish boots over convenient boots in Montreal winters. Except I kind of like it because I get to feel smug & superior as I march right on by these dumb fucks who are stuggling just to get out of their cars
26-when people post about their diets, how much they worked out, etc.
27-when people post conversations they had with their s/o cuz they think they're soooo cute & clever CONSTANTLY
28-people who think being effiminate somehow makes you 'less of a man' or is inherently negative in some way
29-special snowflakes
30-anyone who is genuinely annoyed by this list (see #10)
Feel free to add your own.
1-lolcat speak
2-when people quote themselves
3-people who are overly PC
4-people who make out on the metro, bus, etc.
5-people who stand still in the walking lane of the escalator
6-99.9% of the people who work for the STM
7-people who bike on the sidewalk
8-extreme vegan hippies
9-extreme 'carnivores' (they don't exist, only omnivores, but generally these people are too fucking stupid to realize no human being can survive as a carnivore)
10-people with no sense of humour
11-French people who refuse to speak English
12-English people who refuse to speak French
13-people who make the joke "it's free!" whenever something doesn't scan at the cash
14-shitty customers
15-bad service
16-people who have never worked a day of retail in their life who think they know what they're talking about when they bitch about bad service (99 times out of 100, their complaints are unfounded, in which case see #14)
17-anyone who participates in those fucking bra colour/where you like your purse/mindfuck status update games on Facebook
18-when smokers smoke in my face
19-when non-smokers make a HUGE FUCKING DEAL about someone smoking something 20 feet away in a place said complainer doesn't even HAVE to be in
20-people who think it's OK to joke about some things, but not others
21-people who can't pick up on sarcasm/joking
22-people who think Montreal is OMG THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH AND THERE IS NOTHNG WRONG WITH IT EVER AT ALL AND HOW DARE YOU SAY ONE NEGATIVE THING ABOUT OMG THIS PLACE IS PERRRFECCCCCCT
23-when Montrealers claim to genuinely hate Toronto (this does not apply to people who actually lived in Toronto & have an actual reason to dislike it, nor does it apply to people who enjoy engaging in the MTL/Toronto rivalry just for fun)
24-the sound of cheap, sitty shoes on pavement
25-people who choose stylish boots over convenient boots in Montreal winters. Except I kind of like it because I get to feel smug & superior as I march right on by these dumb fucks who are stuggling just to get out of their cars
26-when people post about their diets, how much they worked out, etc.
27-when people post conversations they had with their s/o cuz they think they're soooo cute & clever CONSTANTLY
28-people who think being effiminate somehow makes you 'less of a man' or is inherently negative in some way
29-special snowflakes
30-anyone who is genuinely annoyed by this list (see #10)
Feel free to add your own.
