Where do I begin?!

[bee_york]

Okay, so this ranting thing. I don't even know where to start! So I'll just write and whatever comes to mind is what I'll start with, I guess! :P

Okay, people who are chirpy and having animated conversations on the 6:45 AM bus. Who the fuck are you people, NO ONE wants to hear you. It's too early to be that chirpy. ESPECIALLY on a Monday. These assholes bring me to the next point, those fuckers who chat on their phones the ENTIRE TWENTY-FIVE MINUTE BUS RIDE. WHY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. I hate these people so much! The worst is the combination of the two; people who have long, involved chirpy cell phone conversations on the 6:45 am bus. SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALL OF YOU. I hate that I have to make myself deaf by turning up my ipod allll the fucking way just to drown you fuckers out.

When people feel the need to post pictures of the shit they're selling with their cat on it, just so people can comment on said cat. For example, I remember a few months ago someone in the Montreal community selling their TV. They posted a SINGLE photo of their TV, one with their cat sitting on it. Don't tell me you couldn't have photographed that TV any other time. You just want people to talk about your cat. Admit it, you transparent asshole. Arrrgrhhhh.

Speaking of the Montreal comm, why has is turned into a junk pile of garbage posts made by people too lazy to look for something that could EASILY be found with a tiny bit of effort? Today someone posted looking for fucking balloons. FUCKING BALLOONS, I KID YOU NOT. (The kind with messages on them, not the party kind). What in the flying fuck. Please continue to spam my friends list, lazy bitches. Ugh.

Okay, that's about 0000.05% of what I want to rant about. But I'm tired of writing and I have to invent some exams out of thin air, so I guess I'll be back to rant later.

*grumble grumble*

Comments

[dzuunmod.livejournal.com]

Fucking balloons? I always used to get mine at Sexe-Cité.

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

You know, I had originally written "shit they're selling with their fucking cat" but realized someone was totally going to write something like "cats mating on their TV? Really?" so I deleted it...looks like I forgot to delete it elsewhere. :P

[dzuunmod.livejournal.com]

If you'd only written it once, I would have resisted, but twice in a row, and I had to do it. :p

[bomburjo.livejournal.com]

I don't know why people think everyone wants to hear their conversations, especially in the mornings. I sat behind two women on a plane a couple of months ago -- it was a really early flight, like 5 a.m. -- and they talked THE WHOLE TIME. The entire plane was quiet except for those two. SERIOUSLY?

[judeaslinksta.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm still in the Mtl comm because I kind of like to know what's going on there, but all the "help me" posts are getting to me. Google it, mofos!
Also, who doesn't know where to get balloons? Have they never once entered a flower shop?

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

OMG I HATE HATE HAAAAAATE THAT. When the entire plane/train/bus is quiet except for one loud person (or 2, if it's not one person doing all the talking) annnd....you end up sitting right next to them or behind them or whatever. It makes my blood boil. It's like...it's TOTALLY their right to have all the conversations they want (needless to say!), but it's still annoying that we have to hear them when nooooo one else is talking and it would have been quiet otherwise, and when they also happen to be sitting right by you, it's totally rage-inducing.

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

Omg, this. How how HOW can you not know where to buy balloons?! If you really can't think of any place, seriously, a short walk in any mall or busy street will get you an answer pretty quick.
And the other day some chick asked where she could buy ugg boots. UGGS. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

[judeaslinksta.livejournal.com]

!! I must have missed that one. I mean, really?! How about, I don't know, THE UGG STORE?!

[lostsailors.livejournal.com]

EL OH EL. I love this post. I totally, totally relate to the early morning chirpers part. That whole section just embodies my entire attitude in the morning.

[obskura.livejournal.com]

was it the "Won't Someone Please Think of the Children" person?

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

Haha I dunno, she wanted to get them for cheap or something. I have no idea. I was just kinda floored at the question. The thing is, she posts these types of questions CONSTANTLY. It's so, so, so annoying!

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

OMG YES IT WAS!!! Hahahahaha.

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

Haha! It boggles my mind that anyone can be like that, 5 days a week, for 25 minutes straight, at 6:45 in the morning, in the black, black dead of winter.

And by 'boggles my mind' I mean makes me raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage. lol

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

OT: Do you remember this (http://thisismycomputerblog.blogspot.com/)? :D

[judeaslinksta.livejournal.com]

Yeah, once I went back and saw who it was I was like "oh, yeah, figures!"...there's someone like that in the Ottawa community too, but she's more lulzy. Like, one week she asked about good bondage supplies stores and then the next week she was talking about how she doesn't like having polling stations in churches.

[leftof-thedial.livejournal.com]

fucking balloons! Can't you just go to like, a sweet factory, or the mall or something?
I made one recently, but it was about taxidermy :3

[xipetotec.livejournal.com]

In the case of the cat, you just tell the person you'll only buy the TV if it comes with the cat.

[dzuunmod.livejournal.com]

DO I EVER!!!

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

STOP YELLING ABOUT THE CREEPS, BIRD!

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

HAHAH that's kind of awesome in a fracked-up way.

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

Taxidermy is WAY interesting though. And who would know where to find that stuff anyway?

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

Nooooo! That's the joke that everyone makes. :(

[anzasama.livejournal.com]

Haha, omg. I always wondered WHO IN THE HELL would you be talking to on your phone at 6am on a Monday??! These people just, I dunno...arrrgh!

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

I tried to justify it in my head and think maybe it was someone in a different timezone (at least, for one chick who was on a bus I took last year) but finally I gave up and just decided these people are all fucking crazies.