......are you kidding me?!

[bee_york]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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[judeaslinksta.livejournal.com]

=P I heard about this. I'm more creeped out by Eli Roth and Peaches Geldof. Also, I wonder if this has any influence on the peeps who ship Alex/Richard. "SEE SHE LIKES OLDER MEN!" lol

[urbangeo.livejournal.com]

I'd be more upset if it were with another Lost star. But if they're happy, so be it.

[lostsailors.livejournal.com]

I love that you are just finding out all these things! They've been together FOREVER. Like over a year. When I first found out I wished Ben was real sooooooo much, you have no idea. They met on that CSI or whatever show he is on I believe.

[lucyskydiamonds.livejournal.com]

I wonder if she watches Jeff Goldblum poop.

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA OMG.

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

In some kind of twisted, fucked-up way, it's kind of hot.

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

I wish Ben was real, too. And Jacob, 'cause I'm his...stan, right? Am I using this term correctly? To go with all this new stuff I am learning, lmao. ;)

(I'm totally honest about that question, btw! I read it back and was worried it came off as snarky, I totally don't mean it like that!)

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

OMG WHY.

[urbangeo.livejournal.com]

I bet all the Ben-Alex shippers out there were disappointed when they found out. I haven't seen any but you just know they're out there somewhere.

[lucyskydiamonds.livejournal.com]

None of your friends in college had a poster of Jeff Goldblum watching you poop on their bathroom door? THIS IS A SHAME!

(Also, I met the guy. Yep.)

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

SHIPPERS!!! lol

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

I have never heard of this phenomenon! But I had a HUGE crush on him as a kid, in Jurassic Park. XD

You MET him?! Ohhhh my frakking gods. Where/when? How was he?

[lucyskydiamonds.livejournal.com]

http://jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.ytmnd.com/

I totally had this on my bathroom door for a few years. :D (There's also a Christopher Walken is watching you pee poster out there!)

And I met him back in 2004 at Rockefeller Center in NYC. I was there with some people from Concordia, and we went skating, and OMG there he was. This was particularly funny, as one of the people I was skating with totally had the poster on his bathroom door.

I don't know if this link will work since I have ridiculous privacy settings on Facebook. Also, wtf is up with my glasses in that photo? Seriously. Ew. I was one ugly 20 year old.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=35389&l=9af6a5c132&id=516498699

[bee-york.livejournal.com]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT IS AWESOME.


And you're not ugly, ffs!