hee hee

Dec. 31st, 2009 04:14 pm
bee_york: (Super Mario Bros.)
[personal profile] bee_york
As many of you know, I hate 99% of memes with a passion, but I love the New Years resolution ones because they always generate the funniest things.

In 2009, bee_york resolves to...
Find a better edwin.
Eat more tornadoes.
Connect with my inner wicked.
Apply for a new lolita.
Backup my muse regularly.
Tell my family about golden retrievers.
Get your own New Year's Resolutions:


My inner wicked, eh? Mwahahahahaha.
I can't wait to tell my family about golden retrievers (even though this will only make them sad). I think it's a very important resolution, but perhaps not as important as applying for a new lolita, whatever the fuck that could mean. XD
It's good to have back-ups of my muse, because you never know. I might scare mine away from eating too many tornadoes!

AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BETTER EDWIN. Gah.

Anyway, DO YOURS! Just try and ignore the fact it says 2009, I guess? lol
Yeah. Do your LJ name and then post it in the comments 'cuz I wanna see. :D

Oh yeah. Cleaning to get back to. Riiiiiiiight.

Date: 2009-12-31 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xipetotec.livejournal.com


I would rather find my inner *Wicket*. Because he's little, cute and cuddly but is still a great warrior.

You're right, this meme's actually pretty funny.

Date: 2009-12-31 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dzuunmod.livejournal.com
In 2009, Imagedzuunmod (http://dzuunmod.livejournal.com) resolves to...
Give some skyscrapers to charity.
Pay for my thrift stores on time.
Take evening classes in motown.
Cut down to ten lou rawls a day.
Go to masturbation every Sunday.
Backup my socialism regularly.
Get your own New Year's Resolutions (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/newyear):


I would actually love to take evening classes in Motown.

Date: 2009-12-31 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bee-york.livejournal.com
BAD-DUM-CHING!!!

I love my fellow geeks. <333333
From: [identity profile] bee-york.livejournal.com
It's very important to back up your socialism. Lord knows not enough people do this. And evening classes in motown could not *not* be awesome, OMG.
Annnnd I think that is VERY sweet of you to donate skyscrapers to charity! Think of how many homeless people you can fit in just ONE of those. But Josh doesn't donate ONE skyscraper to charity, oh no. He donates *SOME*.

....
None of these things top of the fact that you're attending MASTURBATION every Sunday though.
From: [identity profile] bee-york.livejournal.com
Haha, when I put my name in as all caps, it told me I need to take evening classes in nostalgia. LMFAO that's awesome.

Date: 2009-12-31 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucyskydiamonds.livejournal.com
In 2010, Imagelucyskydiamonds (http://lucyskydiamonds.livejournal.com) resolves to...
Backup my radiohead regularly.
Admit my true feelings to Imagedzuunmod.
Take Imagejanetmweiss spooning.
Find a better queer.
Ask my boss for an australia.
Be nicer to Imageubergreenkat.
Get your own New Year's Resolutions (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/newyear):

Date: 2009-12-31 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bee-york.livejournal.com
Oh lord! How could anyone NOT be nice to [livejournal.com profile] ubergeenkat? ;_; lol
It's weird how it only includes your LJ friends SOME of the time. I want results with my LJ friends in them, dammit!

I hope you find a better queer, btw, because even though I don't know your boss, I'm pretty sure that he/she can give you an Australia. I don't think ANYONE can do that. ;)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Date: 2009-12-31 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bee-york.livejournal.com
*I'm pretty sure that he/she can't give you an Australia, rather.

Date: 2009-12-31 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucyskydiamonds.livejournal.com
My boss is pretty queer, and he'd probably tell me to run off to Australia if my heart so desires it.

Date: 2010-01-01 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judeaslinksta.livejournal.com
I've never made actual resolutions, but here are some I can get behind! Apparently I shall be applying for a new religion, starting a Shakespeare fund and drinking four glasses of Disney every day.

Date: 2010-01-01 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bee-york.livejournal.com
I never make New Year's resolutions, either. I'm actually AGAINST them! Hee hee.

Date: 2010-01-02 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xipetotec.livejournal.com
Ewoks ftw!

Date: 2010-01-02 06:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xipetotec.livejournal.com
But four glasses of Disney! Works for me 8)

Date: 2010-01-02 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bee-york.livejournal.com
I have to agree. There can't possibly be much bad to say about 4 glasses of Disney. Not to mention that referring to one's intake of Disney in terms of *glasses* is just plain AWESOME. ;)
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