Jun. 17th, 2009

WTF?!

Jun. 17th, 2009 02:12 pm
bee_york: (Red Dwarf)
I hate hate HATE it when people try and make conversation with me at bus stops, on buses and elevators, etc. Usually I ignore them but a good portion of the time these people are so socially inept they can't pick up on obvious signals like DEAD SILENCE so they just keep speaking to me. Just now a little old lady on the elevator with Mike and I asked me if I were pregnant. I stopped, said "OH HELLLLLLL NO", turned to glare at her and said, "WHAT the FUCK. Do I look pregnant to YOU!?!?!?!?" and she laughed nervously. That's when the elevator door opened and Mike and I got off, me swearing under my breath like a tourette's victim.
This is NOT the first stranger to have asked me that. But--I DON'T LOOK REMOTELY PREGNANT. NOT EVEN CLOSE. I admit that even though I'm not remotely fat I've always had chub in my belly, and always will. But it doesn't even sort of kind of look like I'm pregnant, not at ALL. Unless you're some kind of retarded loser who's dying for some kind of conversation and is staring me down desperately seeking something that could maybe be a topic of discussion.

Next time someone asks me if I'm pregnant, I'll ask them if they're RETARDED. Or if they have some kind of learning deficiency. Or, anything that'll make them obviously uncomfortable and squirm. Although, my tone of voice really should be enough. Don't fuck with a teacher, we know how to YELL. ;)

But anyway.

FUCKING RUDE PEOPLE. ARGRHGHGHGHGHghhhhhh

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